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BREAKING: Uber to offer "Uber Underground", a fixed-route rideshare service that uses articulated self-driving vehicles that are steered by proprietary "UberGuide" technology, which has dual-purpose guides on the ground that serve not only to steer the vehicles, but also to power it via specially designed contacts. The specially designed vehicles will also run underground, which is estimated to save commuters many hours due to not having to stop at traffic lights.
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