Brutkey

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

remember when journalism held people to account for being lying-ass motherfuckers? man I am tired of sycophantic techbro press release regurgitation.

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

go Jeremy Paxman on their asses. don't give them an inch, don't let them bluster past a question with a non-answer. keep asking the same damn question until they give a straight fucking response.

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

and if they storm off like a petulant child then you've got one hell of a story anyway.

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

sorry I am very annoyed tonight

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

and look I'm not saying Jeremy Paxman is some sort of god of journalism but the dude stood his ground and treated the most politically powerful people in the country like children when they wouldn't answer a question, in a country with a culture that is typified by the concept that vaguely inconveniencing another person is utterly verboten, and rather than him losing all access he instead became so iconic that politicians had no choice but to be interviewed by him. that shit worked.

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

and those motherfuckers were trained on how to not answer questions directly. not in some hyperbolic sense - it was a literal actual factual part of their political education and training. they ran drills, they workshopped it. years and years of practice. and they still regularly got rankled by the tactic of just stubbornly repeating the question and making them look childish until a straight answer was given.

self-aggrandising techbro dickheads wouldn't stand a chance for two minutes.

Graham Sutherland / Polynomial
@gsuberland@chaos.social

good timing

https://chaos.social/@weirdunits/114990675498024732