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George Penney
@georgepenney@sunny.garden

#Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A shaggy dog races into a river with a frisbee in his mouth and immediately drops it and steps on it without noticing.
Mysteriously, he now can't find the frisbee!
He gives his human a confused look.
Where did it go!
WHERE DID IT GO?!

A man (70s?) wearing a plaid shirt and a cowboy hat is chilling in a car in a shopping centre carpark, reading a paperback copy of a Judith Krantz novel.
Moments later, his wife bustles along, clothing store purchases in hand.
He looks up and greets her with a quiet smile.

A young human (7?) is facing a formidable dilemma. They want a pack of Hubba Bubba chewing gum but they don't know which flavour! (Oh no!) They consult Mum's expertise and serious bubble gum conversation follows. This is a VERY difficult decision.

In a cafe: A tiny human (2?) has discovered a Sharpie in Mum's handbag and realises that her face is the PERFECT canvas.
If she just draws a line on her nose... here...
and a squiggle on her cheek... like this...
this project will be a MASTERPIECE.
Mum will be SO impressed when she notices!

A man (60s?) with a big bushy beard and a generous tum, wearing high vis and work boots is riding a bright green pushbike. In the front basket, a Jack Russel terrier is sitting, swaddled up in a tartan blanket against the cold. A tiny babushka and friend on a mission.

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George Penney
@georgepenney@sunny.garden

Any typos spotted in this post have lost their full stops. (Oh no!) if spotted, please remind them to check under their feet (paws?) and maybe suggest they get a multi pack of chewing gum. That way they can try all the flavours! (Yay!)

(Posting early because I'm a little bit under the weather--nothing too serious!--and think I might need the extra sleep tomorrow morning
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