Brutkey

Preston von Gabbleduck
@backupbear@aus.social

Me: Copies Item 1, pastes into Edge.
Edge: Sure here's Item 1.
Me: Copies Item 2, pastes into Edge.
Edge: Sure here's item 1.
Me: Clears Item 1, Copies Item 2 again using CTRL-C, pastes into Edge.
Edge: Sure, here's Item 1.
Me: Clears item 1, Copies Item 2 again, this time using Right-Click/Copy, pastes into Edge.
Edge: Sure, here's Item 1.
Me: Clears everything from Edge, accidentally pastes before doing anything else.
Edge: Sure, here's item 2.

(later that day)

Coroner: "We rule that
#Microsoft killed the deceased by inducing a heart attack."