Brian Jopek@BrianJopek@mastodon.world
Mackey does such a good job with ICE that Noem sends him to Mar-a-Lago, where Donald Trump is waiting with a toddler-sized JD Vance. After Trump names Mackey the new head of Homeland Security, he brings the former school counselor to his room for a threesome with himself and Satan. The babyfied Vance offers to lend a hand, “Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole, boss?” - Jack Dunn
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/south-park-puppy-shooting-kristi-noem-jd-vance-baby-oil-ice-1236479302/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwMA-0JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHqREe0FAcr7i4Gn3NnNw2NE7l2XPEKJMiOhOOuj5SIrdNqPi0fomoH5ODeti_aem_8vP4PN7AHvUSBDQNn_cIZA