Brutkey

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@da_667@infosec.exchange

massive bong rip

What if we just straight up get rid of the transport later altogether? Why even have all these ports?


Kevin Granade
@kevingranade@mastodon.gamedev.place

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange reminds me of being tasked to implement a system that used tftp for parallel file transfer, up to 40 in parallel.
"Sure no problem, what port range are we using?"
"Here's 5 ports"
"But tftp needs ports for adressing..."
"That's what the design doc says and we can't revise it again without making the customer mad"
So I did THINGS, that probably work, usually, but it definitely wasn't tftp.

da_667
@da_667@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange "luke, you've turned off your targeting computer."

"Why bother. Hardware sucks, Software sucks, I'd be better off guessing."

RootWyrm πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦:progress:
@rootwyrm@weird.autos

@da_667@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange "Luke, it's not that bad."

"My targeting system crashed and my engines won't turn back on without a credit card."

"Oh."

"It's fine. Darth Vader suffocated while his chest thing was installing an update."

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@da_667@infosec.exchange "Vibe targeting engaged"

da_667
@da_667@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange We just let the AI vibe architect the deathstar

I think there's a weakness in the design they're trying to exploit
You're crazy. This battlestation is impregnable