da_667I really wish you all weren't so cocksure about letting shit like HTTP/1.1 die.
Gonna miss the last vestige of the web that doesn't require wireshark to fuckin' parse it.
I kinda hate that HTTP/2 is straight binary and requires wireshark to make any sense of it, and that http/3 is basically just quic, which is google's love child of weird shit.
da_667just shit it out over UDP. It'll be fine.
da_667I want to make a sticker out of this, a unicorn shitting out a rainbow, with that as the caption.
Who the fuck needs session orientation. Fuck you. you're not webscale if you're session oriented.
apth@da_667@infosec.exchange I would buy that on a tshirt
da_667I understand the need for encryption, trust me, I do, but I really don't like making the web more opaque than it already is.
da_667@apth@infosec.exchange I need that image of the person yeeting the baby with the word UDP overlaid on top of it to complete the look.