Bruce Heerssen :guillotine:@bruce@darkmoon.social
Yeah this one crazy old dude came in, checks his coat, and starts telling me sob stories about how he hasn't seen his girl in a week, how he lost his job and his landlady kicked him out and I'm like, buddy, we all got problems. But I didn't say that. Instead I just said, "whatchu want?" And he says -- get this -- he says deadpan as all get out, "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
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