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Ok, but seriously, the #CultOfRamenCatholicism is an #Absurdist attempt to heal the #SpiritualAbuse I (and many of others around here, apparently) have experienced.
And a thinly veiled attempt to take money from billionaires, but I'm not very good at that part yet.
I'm all out of nice.@RamenCatholic@mindly.social Is there a mega-cathedral in the plan? I have heard large houses of worship draw money quick.
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈@wulfric@beige.party if by mega-cathedral you mean a big-ass building with a greenhouse wing & a cat shelter wing, then yes.
I just need the land and money & get started, so go and fleece the 1%!
I'm all out of nice.@RamenCatholic@mindly.social I'll start the pitch and offer ground-floor investment opportunities in a self-sustaining, tax-free real estate venture. That should grab their attention.
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈@wulfric@beige.party that level of responsibility guarantees you a place in the Inner-Inner-Inner Circle.