Brutkey

Emily Velasco
@MLE_online@social.afront.org

Today's call was from someone who said whenever she gets upset, she gets a headache, and when she gets a headache, it causes earthquakes and other natural disasters.

Andres
@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it

@MLE_online@social.afront.org "have you heard of asprin?"

Pete
@pete@mas.to

@Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it @MLE_online@social.afront.org

"Asprin was created by Big Bark to combat heart conditions brought on by Big Sofas, Big Fat, Big Sugar, and Big Salt, who are all in cahoots with Big Slug, and Biggie Smalls."