Borris@BorrisInABox@fwoof.space
High school:
We boarded a plane from North Carolina bound for Texas to hang out at a museum for a day. After about an hour, the captain, in a very thick Russian accent, announced that we were actually going to Moscow. Convenient, he said, since we were already flying in the right direction... except we weren't.
Apparently, they needed a bunch of American high school kids to stand around on a large piece of metal that kept flying away. The local population couldn't hold it down properly.
#WeirdDream