Brutkey

thethuthinnang
@photovotary@beige.party

Random advice worth what you paid for it:

1. When walking in the woods on a blustery day, don’t.
2. If you find a red thread in the woods, pull it.
3. Notice what the moon is doing.
4. Crows let you know when something is up, but they won’t tell you what it is.
5. People who say they never lie are lying.
6. There is no Easter Bunny. There is only Tom. Leave him alone. You’ve been warned.
7. Bunnies are not joking around.
8. Squirrels don’t care that you think they are cute.
9. That salamander under that log over there doesn’t want to meet you.
10. Indigo buntings know what you’re thinking.