Carina C. Zona@cczona@hachyderm.io
Aussie Customs: Why are you visiting our fine country?
Idiot American: Clown school
AC: Are you smuggling a gun into our country illegally?
IA: Nope
AC: This gold one for instance?
IA: oh haha yeah
IA: But I probably won't even fire it. Just pistol whip some people.
AC: Do you plan to store it unsafely?
IA: I'll toss it under the car seat completely unsecured
AC: cool cool cool. So here's your travel ban and your 12 month jail term. Have a g'day, mate.
True story.