Preston von Gabbleduck@backupbear@aus.social
Dear $retailer. Just because I bought 3 products from you in an order should not mean I have to:
- Unsubscribe from your inspo emails
- Unsubscribe from your updates
- Unsubscribe from your exciting-new-collaboration-with-another-product emails
- Unsubscribe from your emails asking me to review product 1
- Unsubscribe from your emails asking me to review product 2
- Unsubscribe from your emails asking me to review product 3
- Unsubscribe from your emails asking me to rate your company
- Unsubscribe from your emails asking me to rate my general shopping experience
Signed,
Every. Internet. User.