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92d001d191776408.mp4

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2026-01-26T15:32:52.674Z

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This is my Blender-made parody of a Star Wars titlecrawl. A bright yellow title card saying "Impertinenzija watches Episode III" is moving away from the center of the screen to a starry horizon, then disappears. Then a text, also brightly yellow lit crawls up from the lower margins of the screen to the center, saying: "In a galaxy far far away tracking implants and highly advanced Force-powered arm prosthetics are covered by JEDI-CARE.... JEDI-CARE doesn't cover ultrasonics.... JEDI-CARE doesn't cover new hips.... JEDI-CARE does frown upon counselling services for Clone War veterans and strongly encourages them to take up courses in mindfulness, agility and resilience by self-certified external service providers.... JEDI-CARE flat out refuses to cover damages or provide any aid to surviving dependants of the Order 66 attack by pointing out that Jedi Code clearly states that there is no death, only the Force.... JEDI-CARE begrudgingly covers the expenses for a hospital chock-full with anthroposophical midwife-droids (but just this one time, you hear me?).... SITH-AID gladly pays up for the full body transplant, the shiny new light saber, the fancy-schmancy helmet with the iron lungs and covers for all the damages inflicted on medical personnel during treatment, but man, will they force-choke you if you dare to insist on taking sick leave...." In the end the text disappears and the stars extinguish.

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