Brutkey

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Single panel comic. No hair and pony tail are standing on either side of a presentation screen with a satellite image. There is a small square in the middle that is very pixelated but still follows the general outline of the terrain. No hair says "Wait, when was this imagery taken? Is this censorship the work of the contractor? One of our people? *Foreign Actors* !?" Pony tail responds "Do we know who's operating a facility at that location?" No hair answers "We can't find *anything*." Lower caption: My hobby: setting up big colored panels in the middle of nowhere as a prank on remote sensing people. ccca9355bffcca59.png Single panel comic. Title: Typical Geological Core Sample A long cylinder with bands that have different textures and shades of grey. Starting from the top: top soil till granite bedrock bottom soil roof of subway car floor of subway car more granite (a partial chunk missing from the cylinder is labeled municipal water main) slightly different granite piece of screaming spelunkers forearm cool crystals with no resale value mangled fragments of drill bit from previous attempts some boring intrusive rock that's basically granite, but has a name like "diorite" or "andante" that you always have to look up netherrock Balrog wing a long segment with a break missing implying a large distance is continued and labeled granite topsoil cement floorboards carpet possession of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere 7e33f75f36e999ee.png Single panel comic. A profile picture of no hair next to a wall of text three paragraphs long. The text is illegible. At the bottom there is a single line highlighted and a zoomed in box shows that the text says "Not ChatGPT output -- I'm just like this." Lower caption: I've had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages. a84ca1a33ba857b3.png xkcd comic (alt text in progress) 363d66cb75a11704.png