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Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

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personally experienced eternal september
wonders why everyone keeps reinventing irc and newsgroups
strongly endorses caffeine in all forms and delivery methods

all toots are mine, not $employer
all posts self-destruct
all your base are belong to us


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Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

mrw I remember that I have an account on an actual infosec mastodon server #skillz #proplayer #security #fakeittilyoumakeit #work

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

โ€œThe only system which is truly secure is one which is switched off and unplugged, locked in a titanium-lined safe, buried in a concrete bunker, and is surrounded by nerve gas and very highly paid armed guards. Even then, I wouldn't stake my life on it.โ€ - Gene Spafford #infosec #yolo


Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

mrw I remember that I have an account on an actual infosec mastodon server #skillz #proplayer #security #fakeittilyoumakeit #work

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

final verdict: remember next time to stop buying noodles with English on the label, you moron #shame #shame #shame

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

always fun trying new instant noodles because when it says โ€œhot & spicyโ€ you know immediately whether the marketing people actually consumed the product or not #hot #spicy #schroedingersnoodles #itslunch

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

yeah, baby! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ #2yearanniversary #infosec #dot #exchange #w00t

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

โ€œI know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate. And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am!โ€ - me while searching The Pirate Bay for early episodes of Hee Haw #piracy #seriousbusiness #trainingdata #stillhurts

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

Iโ€™m starting to get the idea that neither this meme website nor its <checks banner> 587 partners care much about my privacy #wrongbrowser #nofiltering #accidentalrawdog #yikes

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

Am I going to throw this article into yt-dlp after work today and download all these scenes to Plex and veg out on the couch for a while? Youโ€™re goddamn right I am! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ #movies #stunts #lists #theringer #randomthoughts https://www.theringer.com/2025/08/07/movies/movie-stunt-scenes-most-important-best-21st-century

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

Strangely sad that my Win10Pro desktop at home will be the last Windows OS machine I ever personally own. I remember seeing Win311FW in an office setting for the first time and gawking at two networked PCs copying files to each other using a GUI, but that kind of wonder left a long time ago. Now I see an advertising platform vaguely masquerading as a consumer-grade OS and I will kindly but firmly decline participation and advise others to do the same. #RIP #Windows #Bye #Win2000 #TheGOAT #ABitSad #WeekendComputing

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

(btw i use arch)

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

Strangely sad that my Win10Pro desktop at home will be the last Windows OS machine I ever personally own. I remember seeing Win311FW in an office setting for the first time and gawking at two networked PCs copying files to each other using a GUI, but that kind of wonder left a long time ago. Now I see an advertising platform vaguely masquerading as a consumer-grade OS and I will kindly but firmly decline participation and advise others to do the same. #RIP #Windows #Bye #Win2000 #TheGOAT #ABitSad #WeekendComputing

Will Brien
@willb@infosec.exchange

uBlock Origin Lite only available for Safari with MacOS 15? Guess Iโ€™m finally upgrading to Sequoiaโ€ฆ #filtering #safari #w00t #work