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Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

#Canberra resident
Heavy #Metal fan
Parent
Vegetarian, with Vegan aspirations.
In Owner/Ownee relationship with cat (exact role in dispute)


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Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

My #introduction for arriving at theblower.au

#Canberra

Programmer.

Heavy #Metal , from Sabbath to today.

Vegetarian, with Vegan aspirations.

I have a dedicated Heavy Metal account at @tomroberts@metalhead.club

Parent. 3 kids visiting every 2nd week.

1 cat.

Fan of #Godzilla , cult films, cool animation, absurdity.

Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

(Me… shrobing about the house by myself…

“I do feel a bit fancy.”

sleeve catches on door handle as I walk past

cat freaks out and yells at me)

#shrobing

Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

lol it has a name… ‘shrobing’

Also… it’s good enough for these two go getters…

Photo of Derek Zoolander and Hansel. Two (fictional) fashion icons. They are wearing fancy fashion outfits. They are also not putting their arms through the jacket sleeves of the jackets on their shoulders.
Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

Does anyone actually walk around with a jacket on, putting their shoulders in the correct shoulder spots, but not actually putting their arms through the sleeves?

I feel this is a thing only final bosses in kung fu fighting games do, so they can throw their jacket off dramatically before the fight.

Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

#CatsOfMastodon Pippin Cat throwback to one of the times he went berserker rage on an unsuspecting box of tissues.

A white and ginger ripping tissues out of a tissue box with their mouth, over and over.
Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

This is what Mastodon is all about…

gregthestopsign #TISM

A bunch of search results on Mastodon from me about gregthestopsign I have been tootin about this song every couple of months. Most are simply that I’m ‘Now Playing’ the song. One toot involves a white and ginger cat wondering what the song means.
Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

So far my plan about laying on the bed, feeling awful, but playing silly songs is paying off.

Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

Now playing…

gregthestopsign

Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

If you are unsure, you could always try asking the cat who sits on a post.

#CatsOfMastodon

White and ginger cat sitting on a small circular platform, on top of cat scratching post.
Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

Tom’s guide to loving cult films, in Australia, in the year 2025.

1. Get a region free player.

2. Scour the internet for relatively cheap physical discs.

Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts
@troberts@theblower.au

My #introduction for arriving at theblower.au

#Canberra

Programmer.

Heavy #Metal , from Sabbath to today.

Vegetarian, with Vegan aspirations.

I have a dedicated Heavy Metal account at @tomroberts@metalhead.club

Parent. 3 kids visiting every 2nd week.

1 cat.

Fan of #Godzilla , cult films, cool animation, absurdity.