Brutkey

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

2006: Less is more, don’t repeat yourself
2016: Beautiful code prevents technical debt

2026: trillions of lines of generated spaghetti code that generate other spaghetti code will save us

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The laptop I bought on eBay that—according to the listing—has no hard disk and a monochrome screen has arrived

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It's so weird that a lot of people think the quality of software is measured in how often it gets updated—it's literally the opposite.

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@VojtechHorky@social.coop It's getting better but it's still broken in other ways.

Really the most sensible solution would be intermediary aggregation so especially smaller servers can fetch replies more efficiently.

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@VojtechHorky@social.coop The real issue is unfortunately the underlying protocol, I'm unsure if this can be overcome without breaking backwards-compatibility.

Perhaps they could add a second, more efficient protocol and slowly migrate to it.

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You know how to get people to leave platforms run by evil people?

Yes, that's right, by offering better alternatives and being super friendly and welcoming and actively working on recruiting people and evangelizing for the better platforms and most importantly by not being chastizing and gatekeeping misers.

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And this is working, but it's slow progress.

Mastodon in particular has UX problems that will be very hard to overcome that prevent mass adoption, foremost is that actual conversations (aka replies) are unreliable and slow due to the way posts are distributed. Quote post support was a huge first step to remedy this. I hope we'll see more updates on it.

Bluesky got a big chunk of former Twitter users, especially in some niches like for scientists and activists; they have great performance, reliable threading and replies and really amazing featuers like fully custom feeds—but suffer from intransparent moderation and frankly insufferable leadership (still leagues better than Twitter or Facebook though).

(There's more than these, but these are what I use.)

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

You know how to get people to leave platforms run by evil people?

Yes, that's right, by offering better alternatives and being super friendly and welcoming and actively working on recruiting people and evangelizing for the better platforms and most importantly by not being chastizing and gatekeeping misers.

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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

Expert systems are inevitable

Don’t get left behind, Flash is the future

Java Applets will replace all other software

Cryptocurrency will obsolete fiat currency

Better claim your stake in the Metaverse

By 2015, we will all have self-driving cars

Pen computing is going to end keyboards on laptops

You’ll look so stupid if you miss out on NFTs

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We used to be a real country

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“It’s inevitable” often means “we’re doing this against your will and without requiring consent because we’re in a position of power”

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We used to be a real country