Brutkey

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The Turtle
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Which of the following devices or tools could you identify without context?

The Turtle
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One DOGEbro asslicker gets beat up by would-be carjackers, so assholeboy violates DC's sovereignty and sends national guard troops to do a job they know fuckshit about.

Blow his face off with a large, spectacular cannon on live television.

I mean, way out in the desert where his atomized blubber won't make too big a mess.

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This seems to have a generational AND a regional split.

The guys that come and tow your car if you need it...

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She would like to apply her nose to you. #catsofmastodon #caturday

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Here. Use this as your ringtone, or as your outgoing message on your voicemail.

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"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"

- Mario Savio, December 2, 1964