Brutkey

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

I've got a cup of coffee and a cat on my lap, and I'm ready for this presentation! I hope my power/internet holds...it's very windy and snowy now...

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

Got to play the traditional Saskatchewan game of "where the hell do you think the road is" earlier today

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

Got my slides put together for this meeting tomorrow. It's a damn good summary of the many ways that terrible things are happening in orbit that are already RIGHT NOW destroying the night sky, destroying the atmosphere, dropping shit on people, and making collisions much more likely in orbit. I think I might have to just go cry now.

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

Mmmm nothing like a layer of freezing rain on top of a bit of snow, a bunch more snow, and then many days of very very negative temperatures.

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

I love getting invited to important committee meetings with Canadian Space Agency representatives with less than 24 hours notice! Especially when don't tell me how long I'm supposed to speak for or exactly what to focus on other than "Dark and Quiet Skies!"

Grumble grumble.

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

There are so many FCC comment periods that will close right at the beginning of January, on really stupid, short-sighted, make-billionaires-richer things they want to do with loosening the already incredibly loose regulations for satellites. I am tired. But I have to write stuff for these, because it's the one and only way to formally protest. Fuck.

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

HEADS UP that the FCC comment period for Reflect Orbital's first hideously bright, ecology-disrupting satellite will open probably in mid- to late-January. I'm gonna need EVERYBODY to write in for that one.

https://fccprod.servicenowservices.com/icfs?id=ibfs_application_summary&number=SAT-LOA-20250701-00129

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

There are so many FCC comment periods that will close right at the beginning of January, on really stupid, short-sighted, make-billionaires-richer things they want to do with loosening the already incredibly loose regulations for satellites. I am tired. But I have to write stuff for these, because it's the one and only way to formally protest. Fuck.

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
placenta

I find it completely hilarious that Air New Zealand specifically says that you can bring a placenta on their flights, as long as it's in a leak-proof container! Enough people have asked about this that they have decided it should be in the FAQ what-can-I-pack list!!

https://www.airnewzealand.com/items-not-allowed-on-flight

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

Improved frivolous poll thanks to a suggestion from @silverfox@toot.cat (currently the poll winner is "Goat!!")

Which term better describes gently but firmly wrestling silly yearling goats up onto a stanchion for hoof trimming + carrying struggling annoyed yearlings for a weigh-in:

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

The excellent essay by @pluralistic@mamot.fr today https://pluralistic.net/2025/12/08/giant-teddybears/ reminds me that I should have also included Judas goat as an option in the frivolous goat poll!

(Yes that is a ridiculous connection. Just go read the essay, it's fantastic.)

Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social

Improved frivolous poll thanks to a suggestion from @silverfox@toot.cat (currently the poll winner is "Goat!!")

Which term better describes gently but firmly wrestling silly yearling goats up onto a stanchion for hoof trimming + carrying struggling annoyed yearlings for a weigh-in: