Brutkey

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

🚨CODE RED! CODE RED!🚨

We are busted!

Shut down and evacuate all Fire Ant HomoChemtrail Farms with immediate effect!

Make way to underground bunker Soros 5B and await further instructions!

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

... That's what the Nazis said... 🫣

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

2025: AI will take people's jobs!!

2026: RAM is very expensive, maybe we should start hiring people to remember things...

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

When your friend says "she was trying to run him over!" and you have to check if they have a brain.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Do you find yourself feeling hate towards foreigners you have never met?

Feeling irrational rage for total strangers that lovingly accept the gender identity of their children without consulting medieval belief structures?

Maybe you should try CriticalThinking(TM)

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Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

The interesting thing about the US threat to invade Greenland is that the Epstein files have not been released yet.

The second most interesting thing is that if you shared the Epstein files equally among the citizens of Greenland, each citizen would get 40 files.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Bernie says Hi.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

If anyone asks what you think about the unprovoked war that the USA just started, please remind them that the most interesting thing about the unprovoked war is that they have still not released the Epstein files.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Christmas present to myself

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

All I wanted was a Pepsi.