Brutkey

Clara
@rallias@hax.social
Clara
@rallias@hax.social

I just found three AAA batteries in my pants, and it reminded me about @alice@lgbtqia.space and their post about having lock picks in theirs.

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

You know things have gone down the tube when I'm googling grams per mL of ranch dressing...

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

Well, one thing I'm glad about with this movie - at least they had a sound engineer that knew how to make voices audible.

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

Hashtag second health bar.

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

Godzilla sounds like a door that seriously needs to be oiled.

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

Do you think Godzilla has the mental capacity to emote something similar to "Oh fuck..." when it sees that?

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

And of course studio placement.

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

"GOOD LUCK EVERYONE, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

Watch out, it's Mothra, here to eat your clothes in storage.

#Monsterdon

Clara
@rallias@hax.social

Would hte internet of 2001 have even been enough to transmit NTSC-J video?

#Monsterdon