Brutkey

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Vampires, but instead of the jugular, they need the femoral. No more "going in for a sexy neck kiss". They need to be a lot more charming

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First they came for the drag queens, then they stayed for the laid-back atmosphere and half-price drinks

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This is the Lizzo / Linkin Park mashup you didn't know you needed. Makes both songs greater!
https://youtu.be/tjsCu9bbOqE

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I'm making a recipe that calls for capers, but my gang is not available. Should I substitute shenanigans?