Quaap@quaap@toot.io
Vampires, but instead of the jugular, they need the femoral. No more "going in for a sexy neck kiss". They need to be a lot more charming
Quaap@quaap@toot.io
Rural transplant, leftish, recovering knowitall, recovering dipshit, dad, transparent, code monkey, metal fan, and so introverted I do not appear on film.
Like a casino worker wearing boxing gloves, I try, but I just can't deal.
#neurodifferent #dumbjokes
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First they came for the drag queens, then they stayed for the laid-back atmosphere and half-price drinks
Quaap@quaap@toot.io
I'm making a recipe that calls for capers, but my gang is not available. Should I substitute shenanigans?
Quaap@quaap@toot.io
Vampires, but instead of the jugular, they need the femoral. No more "going in for a sexy neck kiss". They need to be a lot more charming
Quaap@quaap@toot.io
First they came for the drag queens, then they stayed for the laid-back atmosphere and half-price drinks
Quaap@quaap@toot.io
This is the Lizzo / Linkin Park mashup you didn't know you needed. Makes both songs greater!
https://youtu.be/tjsCu9bbOqE
Quaap@quaap@toot.io
I'm making a recipe that calls for capers, but my gang is not available. Should I substitute shenanigans?