Brutkey

Andy P
@otterlove@mastodon.art
2125937ffc0d4780.mp4 Cartoon frogs in early 1900s clothes and hats yelling with their long tongues out. Text reads: Scream for it is Wednesday. 9ca8f74395ad4eb2.png Comic panel of two teens sitting at a table in a cozy wooden cottage, smiling while eating green pancakes. c1481e78e2906452.jpg Panel 1: Day 8: Still no wind in this dreadful place. It's eerily quiet and the crew is jumpy, as if the whole world is holding its breath. Waiting. The lights that lured us to this cursed atoll have not reappeared since that first night. We await Nature's whim. Panel 2: A sailor is looking through a telescope. The captain, standing behind him asks, "Anything to report?" "No, Sir. Just more gulls. Twice as many as yesterday. It's odd. They won't come near the ship." Panel 3: Close up of rocky outcropping with white seagulls on the tops of each. A man looms in the telescope's viewfinder. Panel 4: The sailor points in shock, "Sir! There's someone out there! Behind that rock!" cc46a11120445990.jpg Panel 1: wide shot of the boat between rocky islands with silhouetted figures looking out. "There's another one!" Panel 2: A 19th century dressed woman is suddenly sitting dripping wet on the ship railing and says, "Hello, sailor. Looking for a good time?" Panel 3: The two sailors stare, speechless and little weirded out. 20030a5b12654975.jpg Adrift by Andy Purviance
Panel 1: Woman in modern fishery outfit floating in a plastic bin alone in the middle of a cold gloomy ocean. She says, "Still no phone signal. Damn! If I get any bars before I'm rescued I'm ordering takeout. Deep dish." 
Panels 2-4: As she paddles with a piece of wood, "Extra cheese! Bubbling hot! With olives!" 
Panel 5: Exhausted, "Oof! What's the point? I'm probably going in circles."
Panel 6: Wide shot as she stands up in her crate and yells, "Come rescue me! I'll buy you a pizza! Free Pizza!" 8707b61cd507bb6b.jpg Panel 1: A large orange looking crustacean pops up out of the water speaking an alien language.
Panel 2: Woman ducks down, "Crap!"
Panel 3: Creature mimics her, "Crap!"
Panel 4: The lady swings her board like a club as her small box rocks dangerously, "Shoo! Go away! Shoot! Crap!" The creature parrots her words, "Shoo. Shoo. Shoo."
Panel 5: Creature, "Shoo crap! Crap!"
Panel 6: The woman screams. 24609856843ab247.jpg Panel 1: The creature says something unintelligible as it offers some kind sea star in its huge claw.
Panel 2: The lady is panicking in the corner of her bin boat, "No! Don't eat me!"
Panel 3: Creature takes a bite out of the sea star. Translation, "Good baby. It's food."
Panel 4: Creature spits out a big chunk of raw sea star, "Pizza! Yummy, yummy!"
Panel 5: The woman looks disgusted as the slimy piece of seafood slides down her arm. 67edb891b0086260.jpg Panel 1: Woman swings her board, "I said, shoo!"
Panel 2: And smacks the creature's claw.
Panel 3: The creature rears back holding its claw and exclaims, "Naughty!" The woman's floating bin overbalances and she falls into the water. 4adc7b012d54140b.jpg Young buck with velvet antlers bending down to drink from a creek, but the angle makes it seem like the deer is looking closely at its own reflection. 27d77334ef4bac0f.jpeg A old woman with an ax and six children stand in front of an alien world map. The Lost Things Club. An animated webcomic about finding treasures in a world made of trash. Post-apocolyptic, slice-of-life, rated teen. a4908698cb72aed5.png Adrift, by Andy Purviance. A woman is floating in a plastic crate in the middle of a cold ocean. c467695195daf1f8.jpeg Sepia tone photo of a rollie-pollie bug curled up in a ball next to a much larger oak leaf burr ball. e722ea2c4dbd22e2.jpg Three levels of surfers: a man in a helmet carrying a board on the shore. Behind him is a man wading into the surf. Behind them is someone riding a wave silhouetted against the large breakers behind them. bc5d3ff4feeb25ed.jpeg