Brutkey

Ian Campbell 🏴🏴
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org
post from r/funny Caption: "I hate it when job interviewers ask "what is your greatest strength," so I printed up these business cards to just hand out when asked. The image is of a small white card with "My ability to anticipate" printed on it. 501254dcc35884c4.png e4a08ba850f6db52.mp4 @kendrawcandraw Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah de447021c247d09b.jpeg @jayhs1k "ur trauma made u stronger" it absolutely did not. it did make me funnier though 4534364cada616c9.jpeg @GhostEarnhardt All you fuckin bootlickers forgot your roots. You wanna know why we started hot rodding stock cars? Because we were running from the cops. You know why we ran from the cop? Cause fuck em 45882871f05fe267.jpeg dc991c879190609d.jpeg c6e7ff94bc672e34.jpeg c2cab89a3be7aa77.jpeg f9833896f261ecb5.jpeg Selfie of a hefty caucasian 43-year-old bearded man in glasses, a 404 Media hat, and a tee shirt that says “trust me” with a smiley face and a QR code on it. d1c969f0fdb825d8.jpeg “That’s the neat part, you don’t” meme d24aaa559c6a7cc0.jpeg Photograph of a 43 year old hefty bearded caucasian man with glasses, wearing a black 404 Media baseball cap and a black tee saying “DNS the menace” with a drawing of dennis the menace. 7bfec370d10d0fc3.jpeg Ribbons attached to a conference badge that say “introvert, but trying”; “defenders unite!”; and “ask me about my research.” 6deb834e406c1926.jpeg