Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
microwave
Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
Invading computers and user privacy since 1975!
if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon
This is parody, you can tell by the 
in the profile picture.
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- none, see arkell v pressdram
Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.
Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
wishing for @steam to come over again and treat me right 
Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
Don't worry we're just researching new avenues to improve Microsoft Edge and other Windows adjacent products.
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Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
A lot of Microsoft fans have asked why our logo is four squares and why we don't have a cute mascot like Linux has.
We do have a mascot dumbass. It's a cat riding a fucking T-Rex. If that's not cool as shit I don't know what the fuck is.
Microsoft@microsoft@lea.pet
microwave