Brutkey

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

FYI, looks like an zero-day exploit just dropped that allows unauthenticated extraction of secrets from the memory of any MongoDB version going back 10 years, over the internet, automated exploit included: https://github.com/joe-desimone/mongobleed

Going to have mixed feelings about this one, but I feel obliged to point out:
MongoDB is particularly popular in the Silicon Valley tech industry
... including among the military contractors there, on whom it is now basically open season
... (but who are probably going to be very upset if someone grabs their internal shit, and with considerable drive to get the perpetrator prosecuted, so y'know, personal safety and all that)

Edit: Apparently not a zero-day, seems to have been reported a couple days ago already (but still very likely unpatched in most places for now)

Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

I try to park my Vespa next to another Vespa in the carpark whenever possible so they can chat, in Italian.

N33R "Erregung öffentlichen Ärgernisses" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian:
@N33R@fops.cloud

if you're cold, they're cold
plug the random flash drives at C3 into your computer

nanoparsec
@nanoparsec@social.yakshed.org

Hello #39c3

xeniax ⏚
@Xeniax@mastodon.ml

#39c3tickets #39c3

I have two tickets for 39c3 to sell, I had to cancel because of illness. Share this widely! Thanks a lot 💖

Update : tickets sold, thanks everyone

🦋ShouldbeWriting🦋
@vanellopemint@mastodon.art

"We wish to honor the first earthling into space," said the aliens, "by inviting them to join us on our journey across the cosmos."

The earth representative frowned. "You must mean Yuri Gagarin? Unfortunately, he is long dead."

"A minor detail, given our technology," the aliens replied, "and no, we do not refer to the human."

The air grew bright and hot. Colors swirled. A dog appeared.

Said the aliens, "Come with us, Laika. Join us on our journey."

The dog barked happily.

#microfiction

algernon e. coyote
@algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club

Twins got tablets for Christmas. They asked me to put parental controls on it, because the neighbour kid has it on his tablet, and the twins wanted to see wtf it is.

It took them about 30 minutes to get around it.

They're 8.

Anyone who thinks they can stop a determined teen from acessing whatever they want is an idiot.