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We made a comic about the moon.

1 Person looking out the window: Time for me to sleep. Goodnight moon! 2 Moon: Oh sure, spend 14 hours with the sun and just two with me. 3 Moon: The moon is here, time for everyone to voluntarily become unconscious. 4 Moon: Let's all shut off our brains so we don't have to spend another second with the moon.
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Wow, I never knew that.

"Hooligan" is the only word in the English language that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
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A chef tried to tell me that a falling knife has no handle.

Umm yeah it does, idiot. I know this because I totally missed the handle and sliced my palm open attempting to catch the knife I dropped.

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If he is best friends with a goth moth I am going to lose my mind.

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I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Goth Sloth Plush. Do you think he became goth because it rhymes with sloth? Or does he have no concept of the English language and simply likes the aesthetic? Please discuss.
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A Black and white sloth plush with some cute scars on him.
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Nature is crazy.

Lemurs view the world as a four-dimensional space.
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Someone told me to stop shamelessly promoting my Patreon. Believe me buddy, there is shame and lots of it.
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For many chefs this is the preferred way to cook an egg.

If someone has a 102 °F fever then it is possible to fry an egg on their forehead.