Brutkey

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Most people think cowboys died out with industrialization, but they were actually abducted by aliens that wanted to prove their tractor beams were superior lassos.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this UFO Sunset Blanket. Aliens and cowboys have a lot in common. They both venture through new frontiers. A tractor beam is essentially just an advanced lasso. And most importantly, they both smoke hand-rolled cigarettes because it looks cool.
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A woven tapestry depicting a retro sci-fi scene where a large, dark UFO hovers in a teal sky, casting a bright yellow tractor beam down toward the ground. In the foreground, two silhouettes of cowboys on horseback are positioned within the light of the beam, set against a backdrop of purple and reddish-pink clouds.
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I love Jack Black.

Jack Black says that his trademark loudness stems from him needing to shout his jokes at his hearing-impaired grandfather, who encouraged Jack to become a comedian.
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I wish I could unlearn this.

Lions only roar while they are defecating.
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Saying "You fucking donkey" like Gordon Ramsay every time I water this plant.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Sedum Donkey's Tail Succulent. The botanist who discovered this plant named it this because he had no fucking clue what a donkey looks like.
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A vibrant green burro's tail succulent with long, cascading stems of plump, teardrop-shaped leaves overflows from a sleek white ceramic pot on a light wood surface.
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We made a comic about a first day on the job.

[First day at work as a fireman] Other Fireman: Grab the extinguisher! Me: Extinguish her? I hardly even know her! Me: Seriously though is that the red thing?
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