Brutkey

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Yum.

Haagen-Dazs is a Danish word that translates to 11 "chilly com juice.
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Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.

"At the end of each concert I bring the sound guy onto the stage and punch him square in the sternum. The crowd goes wild. They don't even want an encore anymore. It's iust a stadium of 70,000 freaks chanting Sternum punch! Sternum punch!' Taylor Swift
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Watching Dune and losing my shit every time a sand dune is shown on screen. I love it when directors throw in subtle nods to the film title like that.

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Incredible.

The entire global population could fit in Asheville, North Carolina if you stacked everyone on top of each other.
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Sword Girl could beat Superman in a fight and I will argue with any nerd who tries to say otherwise.

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A pin of a girl weilding a sword.
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He would say random mean things just for the hell of it.

Simon Cowell once admitted that he wore ear plugs during all of the auditions for American Idol.
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