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Yikes.

Party City was sued in 198 for selling a children's ghost costume that was identical to Ku Klux Klan robes.
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I was hoping this toy would teach my cats discipline and honor through martial arts, but instead they are using it to beat up and rob smaller, weaker cats.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Interactive Japanese-style Catnip Fish Toy. Or, as I like to call it, Fishchucks.
https://collabs.shop/mt6ej0

A cat playing with nunchucks that look like koi fish.
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I know I would.

Joe Rogan refuses to try hair regrowth treatments because he fears people would start calling him Joe Rogaine.
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Elon is the worst.

"I invented a device that sucks up crumbs. My advisors told me that's just a vacuum. Can you believe that? invented the vacuum." " -Elon Musk
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Of course he did.

Kanye West invented a line of sneakers that leave behind a trail of primordial ooze as you walk.
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