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1 Person: What if a society existed millions of years ago but was destroyed in a nuclear war, and the humans who survived the fallout evolved into cockroaches? 2 Exterminator: This is not how free consultations work. 3 Person: Be honest, if I turned into a spider would we still be friends? 12586c023c6be337.jpg Farmers paint barns red in hopes that a wild bull will charge inside and become domesticated. ffbbf231bcf8d3f0.jpg A white canvas tote bag featuring a black graphic of an open mouth with teeth. Inside the mouth, the bold text reads, "IF YOU AREN'T ANGRY YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION." The bag is displayed against a background of shimmering purple tinsel. e27334a337b03ca0.png Sighing is a natural defense mechanism. Humans forget one bad memory each time they sigh. 5c169c3ffd3d02be.jpg One dollar bills are designed to dissolve after one week of use. This is how the government keeps impoverished people from building wealth. a3fac7dd2ee3d9fc.jpg A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature is teal with a derpy expression and its tongue sticking out, partially submerged in blue water waves. Above the illustration, teal text reads "LERK NERS," and below it, the word "MERNSTER" is written in the same font and color. 8a14095e87384e95.jpg Your voice sounds different on the phone because an operator listens to what you say and quickly repeats it to the person on the other end of the line. 3706ceccc214d152.jpg Cute grey and white kitten with striking green eyes, her paws are up on the couch and she's staring into the camera. 9f8f5191b9a10fcc.jpeg "If a man called a duck a goose, women used to smile, nod, and pretend it was a goose. Now they'll just tell youit's a duck. So don't tell me the patriarchy still exists." 61e -Clint Eastwood 08ec48fe9df1b151.jpg Andre the Giant employed an entourage of toddlers to follow him everywhere and make him appear even larger by comparison. 90a3ab5d0e4eabd8.jpg