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1 Person: What if a society existed millions of years ago but was destroyed in a nuclear war, and the humans who survived the fallout evolved into cockroaches?
2 Exterminator: This is not how free consultations work.
3 Person: Be honest, if I turned into a spider would we still be friends? 12586c023c6be337.jpg Farmers paint barns
red in hopes that
a wild bull will charge
inside and become
domesticated. ffbbf231bcf8d3f0.jpg A white canvas tote bag featuring a black graphic of an open mouth with teeth. Inside the mouth, the bold text reads, "IF YOU AREN'T ANGRY YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION." The bag is displayed against a background of shimmering purple tinsel. e27334a337b03ca0.png Sighing is a natural
defense mechanism.
Humans forget one
bad memory each
time they sigh. 5c169c3ffd3d02be.jpg One dollar bills are designed
to dissolve after one
week of use. This is
how the government
keeps impoverished people
from building wealth. a3fac7dd2ee3d9fc.jpg A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature is teal with a derpy expression and its tongue sticking out, partially submerged in blue water waves. Above the illustration, teal text reads "LERK NERS," and below it, the word "MERNSTER" is written in the same font and color. 8a14095e87384e95.jpg Your voice sounds different
on the phone because
an operator listens to what
you say and quickly repeats
it to the person on the
other end of the line. 3706ceccc214d152.jpg Cute grey and white kitten with striking green eyes, her paws are up on the couch and she's staring into the camera. 9f8f5191b9a10fcc.jpeg "If a man called a
duck a goose,
women used to
smile, nod, and
pretend it was a
goose. Now they'll
just tell youit's a
duck. So don't tell
me the patriarchy
still exists."

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-Clint Eastwood 08ec48fe9df1b151.jpg Andre the Giant employed
an entourage of toddlers
to follow him everywhere
and make him appear
even larger by comparison. 90a3ab5d0e4eabd8.jpg