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Every home in Switzerland
has an underground bunker.
They were originally constructed
in fear of nuclear war, but
now most of them are
used to store cheese. 16caf045fd291052.jpg A gray and white tuxedo cat sits inside an empty, ornate gold picture frame that is propped up on a colorful patterned rug. The cat's tail drapes over the bottom edge of the frame, and a holiday-themed painting of a snowy village with a lit Christmas tree is visible in the background behind the cat, creating the illusion of a 3D portrait. 02a10257d89b1824.jpeg A circular enamel pin featuring a cartoon girl with messy red hair and tired, dark-circled eyes. She wears an orange shirt and a green backpack. Around the border, bold black text reads: "MY TUMMY HURTS AND I'M MAD AT THE GOVERNMENT." efebb1cf2a1734f7.jpg The average avocado
will stay ripe on
your kitchen counter
for three months. eb7524531645df88.jpg Party City was sued
in 198 for selling a
children's ghost costume
that was identical to
Ku Klux Klan robes. 2d7782dc710bfe9a.jpg A cat playing with nunchucks that look like koi fish. 176d318e0183bd13.jpg Joe Rogan refuses to try
hair regrowth treatments
because he fears people
would start calling him
Joe Rogaine. b30f9d9f9317ff49.jpg "I invented a
device that
sucks up
crumbs. My
advisors told me
that's just a
vacuum. Can
you believe that?
invented the
vacuum."
"

-Elon Musk 483ad54dade5152c.jpg Kanye West invented a
line of sneakers that
leave behind a trail
of primordial ooze as
you walk. d8bcc9144c18889f.jpg A potholder with a woman cooking on it. It says "I'm baked too". 08059e26a754d27a.jpg