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In Norway, people give
each other the
middle finger in order
to wish them good
health. 17f9b21a5b2b21e7.jpg Eating an entire
ghost pepper can cause
a person's stomach
to spontaneously combust. 16a74e62bac67fe0.jpg A round sticker of a shadowy figure wearing a red hat. It says "The real horror wears a red hat". 574f900a1a161587.png Genetically speaking, humans are more closely related to mushrooms than they are to their first cousins. a1dc87d4ea302de1.jpg 1 Terrorist: How much for the stereo?
Me: $80
2 Terrorist: Yikes, that's a bit steep. Could you lower it to $60?
3 Me: Sorry, I do not negotiate with terrorists.
4 Terrorist: Alright that's fair, I can do $80. 4934cdb2b6491493.jpg Pablo Escobar thought
he was a sugar tycoon.
His associates were too
afraid to tell him that
he was actually selling
cocaine. 676edf7a5057f897.jpg A cat scratching board that looks like a half opened can of sardines. 35711d63e4f996b7.jpg Professional bodybuilder
Ronnie Coleman attained
his muscular physique
by doing ten push-ups
every time he saw
a bird. 2e61c8c11f1ff35a.jpg At the end of their
shifts, Petsmart employees
are allowed to take home
as many guinea pigs as
they can fit into their
pockets. 6059cd817208fb9d.jpg A white mug with a wonky looking Sonic the Hedgehog on it. It says Gotta Go Fast. ff482619a3045bc0.jpg