Brutkey

jo the disgraced
@jo@infosec.exchange
jo the disgraced
@jo@infosec.exchange

traveling is fun

#selfie #transJoy

Jo wearing a pink travel pillow around her neck. She's wearing a black and white shirt.
jo the disgraced
@jo@infosec.exchange

fires rise
from burning shells
of what once used to be

A frame of a My Little Pony cartoon. A human girl is surrounded by flames, on her knees crying, with a cheerful-looking pony approaches her.
jo the disgraced
@jo@infosec.exchange

💅💅

Jo taking a selfie in the mirror, and showing off her nails.
jo the disgraced
@jo@infosec.exchange

Fact: Uber (for drivers) doesn't let you change your profile picture without a reason.

Another fact: "extensive photomolecular destabilization" is apparently a valid reason.

Now if only I can get them to pay for a new turboencabulator too...

jo the disgraced
@jo@infosec.exchange

Job postings be like:

here's this job as a sysadmin that perfectly matches your skillset!

[two pages of job fluff and bulletpoints]

oopsies we almost forgot you need a secret clearance, you absolute fool. oh, did you think we would help you get one? active clearances only, go pound sand.