jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
traveling is fun
#selfie #transJoy
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
infosec acolyte and unix enthusiast
suspected cat kisser
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she/her
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2024!
unapologetic feminist
opinions are my own and are not written by "abominable intelligence", nor do they reflect the opinions of my employer.
My career so far:
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Windows Developer (read: window factory worker)
IT/sysadmin
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Containerization Expert
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️ .gov (thanks a lot, EO 14168)
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blight and decay
I don't really like this instance but honestly I lack the energy to migrate.
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jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
fires rise
from burning shells
of what once used to be
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
Job postings be like:
here's this job as a sysadmin that perfectly matches your skillset!
[two pages of job fluff and bulletpoints]
oopsies we almost forgot you need a secret clearance, you absolute fool. oh, did you think we would help you get one? active clearances only, go pound sand.
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
Fact: Uber (for drivers) doesn't let you change your profile picture without a reason.
Another fact: "extensive photomolecular destabilization" is apparently a valid reason.
Now if only I can get them to pay for a new turboencabulator too...
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
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jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
traveling is fun
#selfie #transJoy
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
fires rise
from burning shells
of what once used to be
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
💅
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
Fact: Uber (for drivers) doesn't let you change your profile picture without a reason.
Another fact: "extensive photomolecular destabilization" is apparently a valid reason.
Now if only I can get them to pay for a new turboencabulator too...
jo the disgraced@jo@infosec.exchange
Job postings be like:
here's this job as a sysadmin that perfectly matches your skillset!
[two pages of job fluff and bulletpoints]
oopsies we almost forgot you need a secret clearance, you absolute fool. oh, did you think we would help you get one? active clearances only, go pound sand.