Brutkey

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

and the universe said I love you

and the universe said you have played the game well

and the universe said everything you need is within you

and the universe said you are stronger than you know

and the universe said you are the daylight

and the universe said you are the night

and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you

and the universe said the light you seek is within you

and the universe said you are not alone

and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing

and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code

and the universe said I love you because you are love.

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

The mf that literally works for TC39 says my JavaScript takes are good, this is potentially the greatest honor I could get

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

cc @linus@donotsta.re

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

[Verse 1]
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

[Chorus]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

[Verse 2]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you

[Chorus]
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

[Verse 3]
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke; haha, fat chance
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

[Chorus]
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

[Outro]
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I will be still alive
Still alive, still alive

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

After many years of research, my preliminary work on studying @luna@catgirl.center 's cuteness has finally concluded.

Attached is a preliminary study intended to prove the cuteness of Luna, through advanced science and mathematics.

Edited to add v2 presentation of the paper
Edited again to add new developments to paper