Brutkey

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

Hi! My name's Green!
But you already knew that, didn't you?
I mean, we've been friends for years, right?
Come talk to me if you want to save, OK?

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

green may be found, for those interested, at the following events. no guaranties are made for the color of the green. please direct your complaints to /dev/null [at] 122 [punkt] hu.

Amsterdam Pride on July 26 in Amsterdam, Netherlands
https://pride.amsterdam/en/event/pride-march/

MRMCD September 12-14 on in Darmstadt, Germany
https://tickets.mrmcd.net/

39c3 on December 27-30 in Hamburg, Germany

Previously at: GPN23, Köln Pride

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

"definitely top five creatures of all time" -- @mir@ice.ch3.st
"four times as much creature per creature" -- @dispencer
"really good friend (also very cute)" -- @ielenia@ck.catwithaclari.net
"is actually green, just as advertised, 10/10" -- @49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"«green is not a creative colour» mfs when they see my homie @green posting" -- @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
"green offers a unique perspective" -- @lypsilonx@kolektiva.social
"JESUS CHRIST YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL" -- @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
"green, strong and always reaching for something" -- @danyx@transfem.social
"the only way i can describe your music taste is 'eclectic'" -- [redacted]
"you are corrupted but innocent" -- @zvava@f.619.hu
"extremely weird and peculiar, needs to be studied like a specimen" -- @vita@fedi.cobble.cat
"green has to be the strangest phenomenon I've ever experienced" -- @iro_miya

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

very cute bot! you can see the wires!!

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

updated green™ accounts glossary:

@green@transfem.social → @green@mk.absturztau.be
@green@talk.marq42.xyz → @green@ice.ch3.st
@green@snac.122.hu
@green@ck.catwithaclari.net
@green@app.wafrn.net
@green@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
@green@void.lgbt
@green@f.619.hu
@green@snac.619.hu
@green@ice.sophari.org

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

Hi! My name's Green!
But you already knew that, didn't you?
I mean, we've been friends for years, right?
Come talk to me if you want to save, OK?

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

sodi is so cool and capable and soft and little

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

imagine being topped by a little

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

sodi is so cool and capable and soft and little

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

has anyone else experienced this after transitioning?

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

why do women keep smiling at me? am i really that pretty

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

why do women keep smiling at me? am i really that pretty

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud i like how :dont_resize_1920x1080_only: is so low res it looks blurry

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

my cum is kinda yellow-green now, for some reason. like the tissue i used to clean it up looks like it's covered in snot.

this is only visible if there's a puddle of cum. when looking at it as a stream, it's the regular transparent-slightly-white color

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

is moisturizer supposed to make your face feel like it's covered in gunk?

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

green may be found, for those interested, at the following events. no guaranties are made for the color of the green. please direct your complaints to /dev/null [at] 122 [punkt] hu.

Amsterdam Pride on July 26 in Amsterdam, Netherlands
https://pride.amsterdam/en/event/pride-march/

MRMCD September 12-14 on in Darmstadt, Germany
https://tickets.mrmcd.net/

39c3 on December 27-30 in Hamburg, Germany

Previously at: GPN23, Köln Pride

greeeeeen :blobcatpresentgreen: (RGB edition)
@green@mk.absturztau.be

"definitely top five creatures of all time" -- @mir@ice.ch3.st
"four times as much creature per creature" -- @dispencer
"really good friend (also very cute)" -- @ielenia@ck.catwithaclari.net
"is actually green, just as advertised, 10/10" -- @49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
"«green is not a creative colour» mfs when they see my homie @green posting" -- @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
"green offers a unique perspective" -- @lypsilonx@kolektiva.social
"JESUS CHRIST YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL" -- @jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
"green, strong and always reaching for something" -- @danyx@transfem.social
"the only way i can describe your music taste is 'eclectic'" -- [redacted]
"you are corrupted but innocent" -- @zvava@f.619.hu
"extremely weird and peculiar, needs to be studied like a specimen" -- @vita@fedi.cobble.cat
"green has to be the strangest phenomenon I've ever experienced" -- @iro_miya