Girl on the Net
Girl on the NetNEW blog - I wrote some #AudioPorn tailored to the sound-activated mode on the Lovense Osci.
You can use any of their toys for this - butt plugs, dick vibes etc. Literally feel the filthy words resonating inside you.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/lovense-osci-fuck-you-with-words/
Most fun I’ve had with a sponsor product since I ate a chocolate dick. 👌
Girl on the NetTime for some NEW porn.
“I’ve written so much over the years about watching people wank, you’d think I’d have run out of things to say about it by now. But you’d be wrong!”
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/intentionality-watching-him-choose-porn/ #wanking #voyeur #porn
Girl on the NetI don't hate men, but the guys in my comment section are doing their best to change that.
Give them an inch and they'll take our humanity.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-get-rejected/#comment-1090072
Girl on the NetHonestly, I know I shouldn't always take the bait (and I don't always) but sometimes flexing on this stuff gives me life.
I don't reply for him, or for the men who feel the same as he does, I reply so that women have notes they can use the next time some fucker tries to pull the same bullshit.
Girl on the NetI don't hate men, but the guys in my comment section are doing their best to change that.
Give them an inch and they'll take our humanity.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-get-rejected/#comment-1090072
Girl on the NetNEW blog: Please do not ever 'settle' for me
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-dont-settle-for-me/
With apologies and thanks to Doctor Nerdlove, who said I could have a go at explaining this.
And big thanks to @stuart_cb@mastodon.social as always for this amazing image.
Girl on the Net#AgeVerification: what's the harm?
In which I distill a lot of casual pub chats I've had with friends into a layperson's guide to the #OnlineSafetyAct. What it is, the problems it causes, and why you should definitely care.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-verification-whats-the-harm/
Girl on the NetTl;dr: "This law breaks the internet, destroys online privacy, kills independent websites, wrecks accessibility, trains users to routinely bypass government blocks of genuinely illegal content, and offers less protection to kids than the tools that are already freely available from every major ISP."
Girl on the Net#AgeVerification: what's the harm?
In which I distill a lot of casual pub chats I've had with friends into a layperson's guide to the #OnlineSafetyAct. What it is, the problems it causes, and why you should definitely care.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-verification-whats-the-harm/
Girl on the NetToday’s post is about the pleasure of being slowly, rhythmically stroked. Over...
And over...
And over…
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stroking-rhythm/
Fully in love with @stuart_cb@mastodon.social’s art on this one - it brings an extra horny/evocative dimension that the words couldn’t conjure alone.
Girl on the NetWould you like to see something astonishing?
Recently, a friend gave me a gift that she had been working on for almost a year. It was initially a gift for my 40th, but it took longer to make than she anticipated (BIG UNDERSTATEMENT).
It is - I cannot stress this enough - the coolest and most incredible thing I have ever owned, and I am moved beyond words that someone would put the time in to create something this awesome. For me (!!!).
Here is the London Underground Map... in cross stitch.
Girl on the NetAlongside the Tory Party getting pulped, the "Party of Women" received such a sad-trombone-fart-noise response at the ballot box that I couldn't help but allow myself a little moment to wallow in their humiliation.
There's also bad news though, in the form of alarming transphobia coming from our new Labour government...
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/party-of-women/ #PartyOfWomen #Transphobia #UKElection