Fesshole 🧻
Fesshole 🧻I used to think acting was easy: learn your lines and say them out loud. I know that I was wrong thanks to AI. Books read by AI are so much worse than books read by a human actor. There isn't even a competition and I'm ashamed I gave actors so little respect before.
Fesshole 🧻The other half wants a grey water system to collect shower water for the garden. The number of times I've sharted in the shower - that water would be a biohazard at best.
Fesshole 🧻Found some lumps on my cats belly so took him to the vets to get them checked. Paid £36 to be told my cat did indeed have nipples.
Fesshole 🧻Ever since my dad started playing MS Flight Simulator he insists on referring to places by their three letter international airport codes. I'm both impressed and saddened by this.
Fesshole 🧻Had an affair for two years, we both left our partners and are together. I don't trust my partner now.
Fesshole 🧻In my teens my Mum would often have her friends around. She'd tell them I make the best cups of tea, & they would agree it was the best they ever tasted. Only recently realised she was completely mugging me off so I'd be the tea boy for her mates. My tea is actually bang average.
Fesshole 🧻Testing a patient's biological matter in the lab to try to figure out what condition they had. The window was open because it was hot. A bird flew in, knocked a chemical off a shelf above the sample, and flew out again. The chemical reaction helped ID the patient's condition.
Fesshole 🧻There are three sets of urinals & eight cubicles at my workplace. I've taken to scoring how often and how many I can use in a day. 1 pt per urinal, 5 pts per cubicle. 10 bonus pts for using the urinal next to someone when all the others are free. Top score 68. Getting weird looks
Fesshole 🧻I decided that instead of doomscrolling in spare moments, I should stimulate my mind. So I installed a Sudoku app - it's quite addictive. I've got no smarter, but now I have piles.
Fesshole 🧻I'm 43 and do lab work for the NHS. I can't stand the "proper" news so I watch Newsround instead. They report on the important stuff. They explain it well. I know I'm not their target demographic but I don't care.