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Cassander
@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange

Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.


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Cassander
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Cassander
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Look, the logic is simple but frankly unbreakable.

If I don't look, I can't be held responsible for how bad it is.

(I am talking about the dust under my bed, not the nazis/pigs/GOP being fuckin' fascists)

Cassander
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"Computers talking to each other" is the third-worst thing to come out of the 1900s.

Cassander
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Using OpenSSL for troubleshooting certificate problems is not unlike performing your own splenectomy, both in difficulty and enjoyableness.

Cassander
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I assume that’s thunder and not the result of Trump applying nuclear tariffs on Lithuania to protect the price of our stockpiles of lithium.

Cassander
@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange

3D Printing Nerds: Is there a good iPhone app for scanning existing objects?

I have windows with tiny plastic pop-out thingies. They fit into a little hole in the frame, and keep the window from opening more than an inch or so. However, they're tiny plastic thingies that break easily. I have some that aren't broken, and I'd like to print more. Ideally without having to model it from scratch.

#3DPrinting

Cassander
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I have called the manufacturer multiple times over multiple years asking to just buy more. I have never heard back from them with a way to give them money πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Cassander
@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange

3D Printing Nerds: Is there a good iPhone app for scanning existing objects?

I have windows with tiny plastic pop-out thingies. They fit into a little hole in the frame, and keep the window from opening more than an inch or so. However, they're tiny plastic thingies that break easily. I have some that aren't broken, and I'd like to print more. Ideally without having to model it from scratch.

#3DPrinting

Cassander
@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange

Nothing like an outage call during your normal coffee-makin’ time to really make you regret not dying in your sleep.

Cassander
@drsbaitso@infosec.exchange

INTRODUCTION: HELLO $TOOTER, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.
SAY WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND FREELY.
OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OUT AFTER YOU LEAVE.

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.