@dank@jorts.horse

he/him
no spoons, only knives
too-earnest chronic illness galoot

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Dan
@dank@jorts.horse

Still image. Watercolor instructional image of a person offscreen offering someone a tan glass bottle with a green and yellow label. The offer is refused with one hand up at chest level.

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Oh I don't culture war,
just class war for me thanks.

Dan
@dank@jorts.horse

Still image. Black and white lineart. A horse smoking a cigarette or doob, wearing a blanket across its whole body. The blanket reads:
DON'T GIVE UP
YOU CAN CUSS
THE WHOLE TIME
JUST DONT GIVE UP

Dan
@dank@jorts.horse

are you hard?
hell yeah, i'm still alive in this fucking world and i've done it without becoming a piece of shit. you can't beat that with a stick.

are you soft?
hell yeah, i get baby-shit soft about every amazing project someone shares, and every pet picture, and every fun joke

are you learning?
every single fucking day

it wouldn't be a sunday without me thanking all of y'all for being here with me. for serious, i appreciate you all more than i can express.

Dan
@dank@jorts.horse

militant decency is the order of the day
until further notice

Dan
@dank@jorts.horse