Brutkey

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban.

If you're naked on the front porch and your naked neighbor (also on their front porch) waves at you, it's Florida.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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I don't like being asked "are you at home?" Please expand further so I can know whether l'm at home or not

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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I know, I'm weird, sorry

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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Ok I need to change my mind so I want to watch a tv show I've already saw a thousand times but that I like to watch again because it's reassuring
What should I go for?
(very quick poll)
thonking

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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Hans Thoma, Forest Meadow, 1876
#Art #Painting

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

Ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon separately today.

I'll let you know.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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That’s not the reason we need AI

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
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#Truth