Brutkey

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

By Jameliorate

#Art #Drawing

An anatomical illustration of a figure with short dark hair. The image shows the skeletal system and musculature layered over a translucent body. The figure has four arms extended in a dance-like pose and wears a dark skirt.
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

#Meme #Humour

A meme featuring Peter Parker from Spider-Man. In the top panel, he puts on blurry glasses to see logos for Disney+, Netflix, Paramount+, and Prime Video. In the bottom panel, wearing a pirate hat, he sees the logos clearly, but they have all been rebranded with the word "Torrent."
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

I want to go home by Luca Ponsato

#Art #Painting

An oil painting with thick, visible brushstrokes showing a person in a blue shirt and dark pants sitting hunched at a desk in a room with teal walls. Their head is entirely replaced by a large orange and yellow flame.
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
A meme showing the massive container ship Ever Given wedged in the Suez Canal with the text "I am sad" over it. A tiny excavator on the shore next to it has the text "Don't be sad" above it.
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
A photo of a white dog sitting at the base of a metal pole. Taped to the pole is a pink "LOST" flyer featuring a photo of the exact same white dog. White text superimposed over the bottom of the image reads: "Aren't we all?"
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

#Meme #Humour

A four-panel meme contrasting Sir Isaac Newton's association with an apple versus a modern person's interaction with an apple. The top left panel shows a spiral galaxy with the text "Newton with an apple". The top right panel is a portrait of Isaac Newton. The bottom section shows two panels of a red apple with a sticker on it, and two panels showing the face of the character Carl "CJ" Johnson from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. In the lower left, the text reads "Me with an apple". In the lower right panels, the sticker from the apple is shown placed on CJ's forehead, first with a neutral expression and then with him smiling.
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of these?
Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life

A close-up studio shot of a wooden honey dipper, coated in golden-brown honey, with a stream of viscous honey dripping down from the bottom against a clean white background.
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

Been hanging out here on Mastodon since 2017! 👋👋

I try to post something new almost every day—mostly memes to make you laugh or art that I find cool.

Just a heads-up: I do my best to share human-made art, but sometimes it’s hard to tell what is AI and what isn't these days. If I accidentally post an AI piece, please know it wasn't intentional. Sorry in advance!

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social

Introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny because they're always like:
1. Where are you happiest?
A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying
B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends.

Laura Manach :bongoCat:
@cmconseils@mastodon.social
A comparison meme showing two images of a small train station in a rural, hilly area. Top Panel: Labeled "Japan in Anime:" shows a highly detailed, softly-lit, picturesque drawing of a red and tan train at a small wooden station platform. A girl in a black uniform is standing on the platform. Bottom Panel: Labeled "Japan in Real Life:" shows a photographic image of an almost identical scene: a bright red train and a small, functional-looking station structure on the platform, surrounded by green hills. The two images are extremely similar, suggesting that the anime depiction is realistic.