Brutkey

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History of Rock Paper Scissors

History of Rock Paper Scissors games

Just rock – All ties (before 3000 BCE)

Invention of scissor – Rock advantage (3000 BCE to 179 BCE)

Invention of paper – Balanced (After 179 BCE)

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Due to AI, this box now costs 500% more

Two photos of a small wooden storage box labeled "Memories". Bottom photo shows that it's computer memory stored in there.

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Sorry, you're not authorized to see this toot

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115023775919235504

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Can I say the f-word?

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The word of the day is... BEANS 🐾

🎨by @exocomics@mastodon.world

Four panel comic by Li Chen (exocomics).
First panel shows the underside of a cat's paw with the text "BEANS".
Second panel has someone reaching for a cat resting on the ground while they say "Gimme those beans".
Third panel the person says, "I require them." while the cat hides its feet and replies, "Dude."
Last panel the cat toe enthusiast is saying, "B-B-B BEANS" while the kitty runs to safety while yelling, "Stop it!!"

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Care for some toes in these trying times? 🐾

One day things will get better
Until then, here's a picture of some kitty toesies

Photo of a the back legs of a fluffy white kitty who is laying on its back (taken POV style from the soft belly)

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How to get more pats per pat

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Stinky kitty! 🦨

Deodorant? No,
The odorant

Photo of a skunk, tail raised and ready.

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A bigger bed means more bed room but less bedroom

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Someone has the undivided attention of all 4 cats