Brutkey

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Fear will keep the local puppers in line neocat_evil

Photo of a black cat with slight airplane ears holding a sign that says: I beat up the dog, now every time he sees me he cries for help. All the dogs in the neighborhood are scared of me.
Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Before Gen Z invented Aura Farming, previous generations only had Aura Hunting & Gathering

Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Please submit your beans to verify your account 🐾🐾

Flatbed scan of a cat sitting on top of a document scanner that only shows the front paws and back legs.
Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Is there a vacuum cleaner with a mulcher add-on, because my hair is arch nemesis of carpet vacuums

Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]
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Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.

🎨🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
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bunny

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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meow meow meow :3

Photo of Ethel, the munchkin tabby who is also know as the OIIA (spinning cat), in the middle of a diagram with MEOW MEOW MEOW :3 above and below her with half circle arrows pointing up and down on each side. Perfect for a presentation slide!
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LNG stands for Liquefied Nyatural Gato

Photo of a fluffy white & black cat resting in a clear plastic drawer while looking up. The kitty and its fluff fills and takes the shape of the rectangular contain, proving yet again that cats are liquid.
Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Teaching the cat capitalism

Photo of a black cat with feet and tail tucked in while it loafs next to a Monopoly board game currently being played