Brutkey

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Beware of the Guardian Loafs

Photo of two cats, one tabby and one black, curled up like a loaf of bread while laying on the carpet by some stairs going down. The cats, facing towards each other, invoke the scene from The Neverending Story with those yellow statues that shoot lasers at anyone unworthy. Run Atrayu!!
Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Even the absence of all light enjoys a good nap :3

Photo of a black cat sleeping while curled up in a ball on a fluffy comforter folded on a bed. For max comfort, the void kitty absorbs all nearby light and heat while occasionally emitting Pawking Radiation in the form of purrs.
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The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects wow_miku

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
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Are you on the Fediverse?

Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Making head biscuits

Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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The cat printer was running low on ink.

Photo of a black, white, and orange cat sitting next to a gray, tan, and white cat making it look like one kitty is just a washed out version of the other.
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I find your lack of Churus disturbing

#Caturday

Photo of a computer monitor With Darth Vader holding out his hand about to force choke someone, except the image is cutoff at the top. A cat head peaking over the monitor, however, perfectly lines up with Vader's helmet, giving the illusion that it's the cat about to force choke someone... (and to be completely honest, they probably would if they could for more snacks)
Cat 🐈🐈🥗🥗 (D.Burch)
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Movie genre(s): Action, Suspense

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Pause for a moment to enjoy this tiny blep. Okay, now you can resume your doom scrolling...

#Caturday

Close-up photo of sleepy cat laying against the side of the top of its cat tree while its tongue sticks out slightly. No thoughts, on blep.
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Cats do not like third party cookies

Caption: Feel the enthusiasm Photo of one mostly white and one all white kitty in the lap of a human showing off matching cookies of the two cats (with chocolate dipped ears for the first cat). Both cats look less than excited and would rather be doing something more entertaining... like licking their butthole or ignoring the human while sleeping.