Brutkey

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sorry for the small resolution but I'm really tired of clicking or tapping and accidentally hitting an AI button where there used to be nothing, or a different button

car salesman image macro/meme. caption: "every piece of software on the market" / ""This baby can hold so many AI buttons!""
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is anyone selling agentic xdr yet and if not let's jam osquery and windows event logs into a relational database and slap an LLM on top of it and make BANK blobcatcool

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everything is malware when you don't know how anything works

microsoft learn article linked in google search results. text: "X1.c.lencr.org is a browser hijacker, if your anti-virus software blocked that, then that is the correct action, you do not want your PC to connect to that web ..."
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not every network connection is "beaconing to C2" and your sandbox likely has the noise floor too high

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re: alc

imperial pints are correct though keep doing those

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re: alc

wtf is a kliometer

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alc

hey europe, 330mL is bullshit, give me 12 american fluid ounces of beer like I paid for

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the nighthawks thing. I can't figure out what anyone sees in adding made-up shit to an accepted masterpiece. "I always wondered what was three feet to the right of the window." fuck you. the artist makes a choice, the audience deals with it. that's the way it is since time immemorial.

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the slippery slope of "you gotta question what the man tells you, maaaan" to questioning evidence-based research results and analysis

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110% MITRE coverage bro. Gartner Magic Quadrant leader dude. #1 in a Forrester category that we paid them to create and tailored exactly to the thing we claim our product does, man.